Hating Animal Cruelty Is More Than Racist.

Last night's Four Corners edition introduced many Australians to the brutal practice of halal slaughter and the culpability of Agriculture Australia in this barbaric practice by exporting live Aussie cattle to Islamic countries.

Well, today A Cunty Affair has received notice that the Islamic Council of Australia plans to hit back at the expose, which mostly focused on the practice of ritual halal slaughter which is the traditional Muslim manner of slaughtering animals to make them fit for consumption.

No strangers to calling racism when they see fit, Grand Mutfi Abu bin Osama Muhammad Shoaib Akhtar al-Jazeera released a statement to A Cunty Affair stating that the council believes that this news article was not just merely racist, it was RACIST.

That's right. Out come the capital letters. This is not merely a matter of a off-hand remark by a policeman or a headscarf being pulled off, oh no. This issue goes far beyond the pale.

According to University of New South Wales-based expert on multiculturalism Dr. Geoffrey Levey, such claims are extremely rare and indeed almost unheard of around the world.

"I've been studying migration and social integration around the world for many years and I personally have never come across a claim of RACISM before."

According to Dr Levey, such a claim is not theoretically particularly valid in this case.

"In my opinion, this is just the Mufti letting out some frustration about the current state of affairs of Muslims in Australia. That said, he should be smart enough to realise the impact of this statement."

Indeed, A Cunty Affair's reporters have found that the RACIST denunciation does not sit well with ordinary Australians.

"What the fuck's racist about it?" Maddysyn, a 19 year old receptionist from Penrith, not only fails to see the RACISM but even just the garden-variety racism in the statement. "Youse saw how they were treating them cows, beating them and shit like that. That's not on."

"It's bullshit, mate," were the words of McDonalds Penrith manager Bazza Johns. "I mean, them cows and shit, they were being slaughtered. Here, we just kill them and eat em. Them Muslims probably like shit on them and use them as suicide bombers and stuff."

The Grand Mufti declined to comment further to us. However, while A Cunty Affair has never heard of cow suicide bombers in the past, it can only be a matter of time before this threat becomes a global one.

Australia, be afraid.