Target

Target Customer Relations
Reply Paid 41
Nth Geelong
VIC 3215

Dear Target,

I am writing to you in regards to the layout of your Erina Fair store on the Central Coast of NSW. You may be unaware of this, but if I wish to get to the home entertainment section I must walk through the centre of the store, which means I must pass by the women and children wear departments. I find it offensive that I am forced to have to deal with all this baloney when I am simply on a quest to purchase “Magic: The Gathering” cards.

Often I will walk by the women’s wear section and see ladies trying on their bras and underwear over their clothes and I am constantly getting dirty looks like they think I am full perving on them. It’s like they don’t know there is this thing called “internet” when you can see naked ladies whenever you want. And even if I was perving on women in a department store, I would totally go to Myer or David Jones so I could at least see some high quality babes.

If I navigate past the children’s wear section I will always see mothers grabbing the arms of their children when the see me, thinking that I am going to kidnap their kid or referring to me in their minds as various words that start with P… when in reality I am just checking to see how much you are charging for a copy of Gears Of War 2 on the XBOX 360.

The only other option I have is to walk right around the side of the store, and really I don’t think it should have to come to this.

As far as solutions go, I was thinking you could move the all of the home entertainment stuff to the front of the store so I can get in and out quickly without any hassle! Or if that isn’t possible maybe you could build two eight foot walls lining the path that leads to the back of the store so I don’t have to be harassed.

Please get back to me about this.

Sincerely,

Matt