The Battle Of The Sexes

One of the hottest topics in our society is the differences between men and women. Morning radio, the television show "Home Improvement" and bits in comedy performances by female comedians like Judith Lucy have been discussing the "battle of the sexes" for centuries now, and it's still extremely topical even today! I think this is because it is something that effects us all, as we are all one or the other. This means that the battle of the sexes is something that concerns 100% of the population.

There are many things that make men and women different, and I would be here all day if I was to get into them all. But to take a very superficial glance at some of the more obvious differences... Men are into masculine things like sports, having dinner made for them and pumping iron at the gym. Women are into feminine things like talking on the telephone and text messaging, pottering around the house and going shopping with their girlfriends. The differences are way more than that, but as I said, that is a very basic look into the topic and will give you a general idea... hopefully my examples will give you the power to look further into the differences yourself!

Some of the major differences between men and women occur in the genital region. In that area men have a penis. The penis is a dangling thing that hangs between the males legs, along with the testes, which is where the sperms live. On the other hand women have a vagina, which is harder to explain but sort of like a hole. It's small, and kind of looks and feels like that space between the couch cushions, like how you see a small line that looks small enough for only an ant to pass through, but if you force your hand into the line it will go through and you can sometimes find things down there like coins, peanuts or the TV remote. The illusion of what will pass through or exit the vagina is much like this.

The penis and the vagina, are not just the places where we pee from, but they are are also used when having sex. To explain sex, when a man feels a bit frisky his penis will enlarge, sometimes to even double or three times the original size. This is called an erection or a boner. If the man is by himself he will rub his erection until he feels release. But if there is a woman around, and she agrees, the man can place his boner into her vagina. The man will pump away at the hole with his boner, and after several pumps, his penis will feel tingly and nice, and sticky white goo will shoot from the tip. This is what is known as an orgasm and the white liquid is semen, the liquid in which the sperms live when outside of the testes. The amount of semen produced is directly related to how "turned on" the male is. If the man doesn't like the women he is with very much, it will just be a very small amount, like not much more than a tablespoon. But if the man is with a very attractive woman and he is heaps turned on, he will produce multiple cup fulls.

The act of sex is not just undertaken for pleasure, but is also the procedure for making babies and creating life! It's difficult to explain, but I will attempt it... when the sperm is inside of the vagina it will race towards the egg that is hidden inside of there, and when they breakthrough the wall of the egg, it will combine with the egg's soft centre, and in turn it will start the chain reaction that is the miracle of life. As of now this is seen as the official way of making a baby, however science is racing forward at an alarming rate, and everything is becoming more simplified and streamlined every single day so who knows what is on the horizon. Really, making babies by having sex is just something that someone found out worked a long time ago, and we haven't really experimented with other ways and we really have no idea about what is possible.

Note: If the male is planning to make a woman pregnant, it is important that he remembers to pee first. As the sperms come out of the same hole that pee does, if the male does not pee first, he faces the risk of a little bit of wee mixing in with the sperms, and if this happens it will lead to deformities in the baby.

There are a lot of controversies surrounding the topic of sex and the way that the genitals of each gender are perceived by the world in which we live and how it is unfair against women. Let me elaborate! Men want to be the owner of a healthy and proud, thick, long penis. It should also be known that women crave and are looking to be satisfied by a healthy and proud, thick, long penis. On the other hand, it is desirable for women to have their vagina be as small as possible. Women want tiny vagina's because they're easier to take care of, and men are looking for tiny vagina's because it feels better for them when their boners are inside. The smaller the better! Ironically, the more thick and long penis that a woman takes in her vagina, the bigger her vagina will get over time. This is seen as being very unfair towards women in that a woman seeking out and enjoying what she craves is actually destroying her vagina, and making her less appealing to men, in turn making her unable to get what she needs to be satisfied.

Hopefully one day the sexes will be truly equal and everyone can be happy!

Until next time...